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Polizist: „Sie sind verhaftet, weil sie eine komplette Brockhaus Enzyklopädie geklaut haben!“
Ich: „Herr Wachtmeister, ich kann ihnen alles erklären!“
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🐌 Klopf, klopf… darf ich kurz stören? 😄
Ja, richtig gelesen – auch bei Schnecken gilt: Erst anklopfen, dann hochheben!
Wenn ihr eine Schnecke mit Haus vorsichtig umsetzen wollt (z. B. von der Straße in den Garten 🌿), tippt sie ganz sanft am Häuschen an.
👉 Warum das wichtig ist?
Die Schnecke zieht sich dadurch in ihr Haus zurück – und ihr verhindert, dass ihr sie beim Anheben verletzt. Denn der weiche Körper kann sonst am Untergrund „festkleben“.
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Da seid ihr leider KI-Slop aus Social Media auf den Schleim gegangen. Ich hab das mal entzaubert: steady.page/en/naturematchcuts…
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You're probably all familiar with those pages on the big social media platforms that run as “entertainment” and steal content wherever they can. The main thing is to…Nature Match Cuts (Steady)
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Ich hab am Wochenende zufällig zwei Solar Panele mit je 140W bekommen die ich gern als Inselanlage im Garten betreiben würde. Bis auf die Panele hab ich nix.
Hat jemand ne gute Anlaufstelle für Zubehör und Ausstattung bzw ne Liste mit Dingen die zwingend brauche ?
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Wenn sie nix zu essen haben, dann sollen sie doch nehmen:
"zentrale Produkte wie Diesel, Benzin und Flugbenzin"
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*hier Guillotinenemoji*
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Ne Guilliotine brauchts nicht.
Bei der Hausbar reicht ein Streichholz.
Gnmong ersma!
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Wenn die Treibstoffversorgung deiner privaten Propellermaschine in Gefahr zu sein droht: nationalen Sicherheitsrat einberufen
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Impregneu-vos de primavera, perquè durarà poc. L'estiu s'apropa.
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Gestern habe ich es endlich geschafft, #Tailscale auf dem FireTV-Stick der Liebsten zu installieren. Jetzt kann ich den letzten offenen Port auf meinem heimischen Router schließen, der war nur noch für die #Jellyfin-Nutzung am Wochenende offen.
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It’s pretty weird that Hegseth thinks Jesus is going to be able to help Americans fight in Iran.
He’s just a doctor.
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[Kreuzworträtsel]
"Was heißt zerbrechlich auf Französisch?"
"Fragile."
"Ich kenne gar keine Ile."
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Andreas Kilgus mag das.
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Uiuiui, @schnecklich, dieser Witz funktioniert aber nur, wenn man kein Französisch kann. Denn jede*r, die*der die Sprache gelernt hat, weiß, dass der Akzent dort nicht hingehört. Außerdem ist die Aussprache anders, als der Scherz es andeutet. 😉
@Engelsbaeckerei
Wer kann schon Französisch? (sprechen)
Manche Witze funktionieren nur, wenn man/frau sie liest.
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Wer kann schon Französisch? (sprechen)
Manche Witze funktionieren nur, wenn man/frau sie liest.
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“To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God.”
Paula White, Trump’s Spiritual Advisor
The lunatic are taking over!
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Met respect voor alle gelovigen: Als atheïst, overtuigd van het niet-bestaan van (enige) god, komt die poppenkast van Trump c.a. op mij zó flagrant over. Nog erger omdat VOORAL Trump zijn hele leven alleen maar alles heeft gedaan wat God verbood en voor de macht loopt hij nu extreem hypocriet te doen. WAAROM TRAPPEN GELOVIGEN IN DE VALSE GELOFTEN EN GETUIGENISSEN VAN DEZE ANTICHRIST?
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Mijn respect voor gelovigen is geen holle frase. Ik heb respect voor mensen die hun geloofsregels kennen en in het dagelijks leven toepassen. De basis is namelijk goed zijn voor een ander en voor de wereld, en zo heb ik het als kind geleerd en ondans atheïsme heb ik me tegen die basis nooit gekeerd.
@apenkop Is dat niet bij heel onderwerpen? Politici die zeggen voor het een te zijn maar het andere doen. Alles verklaren dat ze compromissen moeten sluiten. Sporters die valsspelen, wetenschappers die bewust de boel besodemieteren.
Helaas, die dingen gebeuren ja.
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Advice sought. I've been reading #TerryPratchett #DiscWorld books in order starting with book one, The Color Of Magic. If you're a Discworld fan, you know The Color Of Magic is a "Wizards" book
Just finishing up book six, Wyrd Sisters. (A "Witches" book.)
Book seven, the next one, is considered a "Standalone", Pyramids. Are there shy characters in the previous books at all?
Book eight, "Guards! Guards!" Is a "City Watch" book. I understand there are characters in that book I've already encountered.
I'm tempted to jump there. Unless there are some character appearances or some other tie-ins, regardless of how trivial, in Pyramids further on.
Argh! (Help)
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The books are fairly stand alone and I don't think there is a clear reading order, I've seen a lot of diffrent suggestions over the years but if you want some expert advive I'd have a look here: discworldemporium.com/reading-…
@NickEast_IndieWriter Thank you. No spoilers?
I don't think so 🤔
@NickEast_IndieWriter That quiz was fun. The first time it recommended a witches book. I was too tickled to remember which one, though.
The second time through it gave me The Color Of Magic. Which is the book I started with.
Thanks again for the link. It's a cute site.
I started with the order of published, but a lot of people recommend reading by gang, wizards and witches and so on... But I think perhaps because I started with the wizards they're still my favourites, but the withes are great too, then comes Moist Von Lipwig who I assumes drools a lot since his name basically tells us his moustache is wet 😂
@NickEast_IndieWriter Hehe, okay. Thank you, Nick.🙂
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'Guards, Guards!' is one of my favourites so I'd say skip ahead 😋 You can always come back to Pyramids later. I jumped around a lot reading Pratchett and didn't feel like I missed anything major with shared characters 😊 I'm pretty partial to Nights Watch, Witches and Moist Von Lipwig so that's mostly what I've read
@captainvellalives Nice! So, no shared characters (or appearances by the Luggage) in Pyramids? I'm liking the appearances of the characters across the books so far, so just making sure.
This is harder than it should be.
I don't think so but also it's been a lot of years 😅 also, it's Sir Terry. Chances are there are characters in Pyramids that will resurface later 🙄😬 I'd say you can always go back to it and unless it has a direct sequel you wouldn't be missing a huge amount of context
it does feel vaguely familiar 😂 it might have been when you first started reading them and I made a comment about Guards, Guards! I tend to if there's a Pratchett topic :3
I think I have seen some maps with the dependencies between the books on the internet
@GreenSkyOverMe That's a good idea. Have to think about that before finding one of those. Can't imagine there are spoilers hiding among the maps, but I'll tread carefully when looking.
Don't jump. Although a standalone Pyramids does provide insights to the assasins guild, new age holistic theory, Quantum mechanics, greek philosophy, camel mathmatics and the difference between a trombone and a flugelhorn. (Discworld versions of course). The main characters don't appear in other books but it will help understanding discworld and it's a good story 🙂
@ravensrod So, basically world building. Interesting. That can never be a bad thing, I suppose. Thank you.
If you’ve decided to read them in order, I’d recommend sticking to that and not skipping ahead.
Not necessarily because of recurring characters cropping up (I can’t remember if any do in Pyramids) but because Pratchett gradually introduces you to different aspects of how the Discworld works - and the Discworld itself develops and changes - as the books go on
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they, the books, are great in any sequence. If you read them in the published order, you follow pTerrys mind in making them
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America's survival requires that Donald Trump go to prison.
#TrumpMustGo #TrumpKillsAmerica #Iran #RepublicansDidThis #NoMoreRepublicans #USPol
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Wenn man einen Sportlehrer paniert und scharf anbrät, erhält man einen Crosstrainer.
*verbeugt sich*
the kangaroo mag das.
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My favorite Derry Girl is the one who's catchphrase is "Motherfucker!" Such a fresh breath of air.
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It has been brought to my attention that I've used the vulgar and offensive term "motherfuckers" in two recent posts to describe various classes of people.
And that is, of course, because I'm a stickler for both clarity and precision when referring to techbros and transphobes.
Which means I should acknowledge that usage count is now three posts.
And to further clarify, while I'm sorry if someone told you there wouldn't be any math today, I am not sorry for anything else.
Thank you.
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Damn mom, congrats on pulling at 75! 😄
@hendric
Motherfucker is not the same thing as milf enthusiast.
Motherfucker is not the same thing as milf enthusiast.
Just to be clear, the techbros and transphobes are motherfuckers, and this has been mentioned in three posts. If you could just repeat that back to me so I could confirm my own counting.
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@mcnees Confirmed. 😂
I thought I was going to get a fourth out of you!
@mcnees Psyche! 🤣
@mcnees Personally I think the implied motherfucker in your reply should count for at least a fourth of the fourth motherfucker cause let’s be real, those motherfuckers deserve it. 😉
Not a motherfucking chance.
Clarity and precision are so important 👊🏻
There is possibly a constructive role of profanity in relieving stress, anxiety, and depression.
According to science -
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/…
According to science -
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/…
Profanity as a Self-Defense Mechanism and an Outlet for Emotional Catharsis in Stress, Anxiety, and Depression - PMC
Swearing is an increasing trend among men and women worldwide. Earlier studies on the positive aspects of profanity mostly relate to pain management and the release of negative emotions. The uniqueness of the current study is its analysis for a ...pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
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@ArrowbearMoore Fuck yes there is!
@ArrowbearMoore Swearing also could help with physical performance frontiersin.org/journals/psych… (see Table 1 from that article) from anywhere between 4.5% to 22% compared to using boring as fuck, neutral words.
Frontiers | Effect of swearing on physical performance: a mini-review
Swearing, or using taboo language with the potential to offend, has been shown to improve physical performance during short and intense tasks requiring stren...Nicholas B. Washmuth (Frontiers)
Motherfuckers is a perfectly respectable adjective if used appropriately.
Your use of the term is absolutely correct. Techbros and transphobes are, by definition, motherfuckers.
I yield back.
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@fahrni I dunno. I think their attitudes make them pretty unfuckable. I suspect they don't fuck a lot at all.
@fahrni Same with fatherfuckers
I say "fuck" a lot. That rule is even in my profile.
So as far as I'm concerned, you're a member of the tribe.
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As a representative of the mother fucking community, I accept your use of the term in the derogatory.
Now please excuse me, these parasites need their father's assistance.
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You tell 'em.
I don't lose sleep over the offended sensitivities of people who are more disturbed by garden-variety obscenity than the very real, far more harmful obscenities being referred to.
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I’m British, so the word “fuck” is more of a verbal tic than a swear word to me. But even for those who think it’s offensive, I am reliably informed it’s a good way to make the LLM crawlers go away, so at this point, it’s basically mandatory.
I am also a fan of the term motherfucker and have little patience with people offended by it. Their pearl-clutching is not our problem. ✊🏻
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Fuck those guys.
It is an unfortunate feature of the English language that most of our best and most powerful curse words turn out to be, in some way, sexist, racist, sex-negative, homophobic, transphobic, or in some other way negative and potentially harmful to unintended targets. I spent too much of my life being too polite, but now that I have embraced everyday cursing, it's a constant struggle. Dammit. _______! _____! ____! ______ _____! Rats!
Right on.
Those motherfucking cunts can fuck right off.
Gotta maintain some standards on this timeline
Interesting how I, a man, have used the term "motherfuckers" repeatedly on Fedi without receiving any censure. I wonder what the difference could possibly be.
[narrator: he did not actually wonder this at all.]
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@maxleibman Anyone who thinks calling techbros and transphobes "motherfuckers" is more vulgar and offensive than said techbros and transphobes are part of the motherfucking problem.
Good gorb what I wouldn't give for someone saying motherfucker too much to be the big problem that needed my attention, instead of all these actual motherfuckers out here fucking up everything for mothers and everyone else.
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Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking transphobes on this motherfucking thread. Everybody strap in, I'm about to toot.
You heard "Be the Shero you want to see in the world" and understood the assignment! 🦸♀️
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FWIW you have a long way to go before hitting Samuel Jackson's Record.
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@NoRomBasic LOL! Yes, but a girl has to try. 🤣
@Edelruth I loved the Drag Race episode this season where they spoofed morning talk shows. Darlene Mitchell said “motherfucker” and then stopped short and asked “can I say ‘mother’ on tv?!”
I take deep offence at the implication that techbros and transphobes are "motherfuckers". This is immensely insulting to motherfuckers everywhere!
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Scold me for saying motherfucker too much?
I wish a motherfucker would.
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Any cis man with kids is, canonically, a motherfucker, unless his kids were born via IVF. Precision is important.
@Unlikelylass If you're super precise, that may not be true. One could be fucking non-mothers only up to the point of conception, and then stop and never again engage with that person.
I don't know how likely that is, to be fair.
People out here complaining about @lisamelton calling out motherfuckers and I hate everything about this conversation because as a mother who desperately needs to be fucked I’ve seen no evidence that they exist at all.
@FinalGirl LMAO!! 🤣😂🤣
(As she quietly thinks, "Same. 💯")
I think motherfucker is a great word. It has many uses. It's a wonderful addition to fuck!!!
Actually 3 recent posts now...
LOL. LOL. BTW I was double checking my Hindi (to see if my memory of the word was correct and this was the first response I got. Which is literally sounded out as Maadur Fukr in Devanagari script. :) मादरफकर Yeah. Translation needs some work still. LOL LOL LOL
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Also: One of my favorite words in the English language. It conveys so much meaning and emotional resonance, and is so variable.
I use "fuck" a lot for the same reason. One of the most variable words in the English language.
And I think people who are hung up on swearing need to get over their shit because they're just fucking wrong.
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yeah, and the Language Police and self appointed Shites in Whining Armour are motherfuckers, too.
Is "oh, snap" still a thing? Because... oh, snap.
Somewhere I have an image that seems a bit relevant, but I can't find it, so will just provide the alt text.
A picture of a young person sitting hunched against a wall, face in hands, in the shadows of a dumpster thrown by the harsh light of a street lamp. Above the picture are the words "Some people are more offended by me saying fuck than they are about me being hungry."
Below the picture are the words "Fuck, I'm hungry."
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@Plumbert
My favorite Derry Girl is the one who's catchphrase is "Motherfucker!" Such a fresh breath of air.
@Scotter Me too! Have you watched How To Get To Heaven From Belfast? Not a (directly) related programme, but a lot of similar energy.
Who are these language scolds? I've not encountered them yet. They need to get their priorities straight. If they're more worried about curse words than transphobes that sounds like a personal failing.
While 'motherfuckers' slips most easily off the tongue, I prefer the more accurate 'cousinfuckers'.
And yes, I'm a southerner, and both of my parents were from Alabama, but my mother and father were in no way related. No one in either of their family trees was, to my knowledge, married to a cousin.
Rednecks, yes.
Po' white trash, yes.
But not cousinfuckers.
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We're allowed to say motherfucker? I think the antifa manual says we're supposed to say couch fucker now.
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A very appropriate use of cussing. Well done (not that you need me to tell you - I just fucking appreciate what you're sayin').
Fuck those fucking motherfuckers.
I fucking love this and I am fucking following you because fuck those motherfuckers.
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I'm reminded of a friend of mine in High School who got into an argument with his mom.
She repeatedly kept calling him a "son of a bitch", to which he could only laugh & agree. 😆
The problem isn't people using the word motherfuckers. The problem is those motherfuckers being motherfuckers in the first place.
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Did the "facts over feelings" crowd get caught up in their feelings again?
"polite society" is a group of people who will let a vile (techbro, transmisic, etc) lie pass without objection, as long as the lie is said serenely
then "polite society" will clutch their pearls in shock and horror when someone, who was listening to what the serene silver tongued snake said, says the word "motherfucker" in their rightful rejection of said lie
there is a divide here that doesn't get much press, but be aware of it
and don't be on the side of "polite society"
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@benroyce I was told off once for calling right-wing extremists pigs, along the lines of "Do you think callling people pigs will change their minds?" - I had to explain (with some exasperation, I might add) that if someone earns the "pig" label they're beyond changing & I'm not addressing them at all; I'm letting everyone else know that if the thought "Those people are pigs" occurs to them, they're neither wrong nor alone.
Also, this Patton Oswalt bit: youtube.com/watch?v=AkKo1_RP_0…
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@jwcph @benroyce
To inject a little caution: I’m all for calling a supremacist a supremacist, an asshole an asshole, a motherfucker a motherfucker… based on what they say, believe, and do.
But crossing the line that dehumanizes them is oh so easy & feels so good. But if we do that we’re the same as them, just in a different ‘tribe’; and then it’s easy then to forget that evil in this world is done by ordinary people just like you and I.
@DavidM_yeg No, we are not. Kindy piss off and stay out of my mentions.
@DavidM_yeg Thank you! Apology accepted.
@DavidM_yeg @jwcph
i'd like to present an idea to you:
that by fighting, you can make mistakes, yes
but not fighting is worse
that some of the reason the usa is where it is at is because of this "high road" approach to not engage, and the bigots just take the whole game
in other words, i acknowledge the peril of what you say
but i'm saying the peril of what you say is a smaller peril than not calling a motherfucker a motherfucker
you need to fight in this world
you have to
People who don’t swear frighten me. That’s a lot of bottled up emotion just waiting for the right serial killer impulse to present itself. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Pineywoozle I was taking the kids to hockey practice one night, and I says, kids, I says, you wanna get good at skating, you gotta practice, and that goes for swearing too. So new rule: in the car, going to practice, you can say anything you want. Try it out. Practice. Use effectively. Wanna know what anything means, I’ll tell you, unless it’s some Gen-Z slang, then you’ll have to explain it to me. They practiced, all right…
Instant follow.
(Which, apparently, is extremely belatedly, and for that I *do* apologise.)
Just followed you because vulgar and offensive are in the eye of the beholder and I’m against gatekeepers advocating self-censorship
TESCREAL may be a more accurate term but it doesn't sound enough like a slur.
The versatility of quintessentially Anglophone “motherfucker” has a corollary in (especially Mexican) Spanish, “pinche”:
Idk how any of you were raised, but I knew in kindergarten that some words were gutter talk. My worst derrogative was "stupid pooper butt," and Sherry was definitely one.
My first exposure to the word "fucker" was the summer between kindergarten and first grade. Two men were doing some kind of maintenance on the storm drain in front of the house that was kitty-corner from my house. I went to watch, even though I wasn't supposed to cross the street that was a highway.
I legit thought they meant to say "sucker" because they were talking about some other man who they didn't like, and who wasn't there.
So when I added the various forms of "fuck" to my vocabulary (at summer camp) I *absolutely* knew why that was gutter talk.
well... if motherfucker is offensive, then in order to be properly respectful, start using fatherfucker. That shouldn't offend them. It's my personal fav
Vulgar? Sure. Offensive? Nah
You did nothing wrong.
Those mofos should’ve tried harder not being mofos
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Mathphobes off the hook?
Well both qualify as motherfuckers. Hell, fatherfuckers, just to be thorough :)
Anyone offended is probably a motherfucker. Carry on.
you are eloquent and precise
I've been mathematized!!
is this meant to be considerate of people engaged in incestial relationships?
I find this offensive, I'd prefer not to be compared to techbros and transphobes
You really should watch your fucking language! It sounds like shit in public.
.. You have to resort to that simply because you're not only UGLY on the outside, but inside too!! You UGLY ole HAG, who more than likely showed up at the Women's March, without a bath, no deoderant, uncombed hair, dirty clothing while wearing your dirty Pink Whoozi hat..
Please continue!
@WarnerCrocker that word appears in many forms in the linked song. they forgot about Dre.
youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8…
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They’re not mothetfuckers. They’re *clankerfuckers*.
I stand with you on the motherfuckers!
And if the shoe fits then the classless , thieving , nationalist motherfuckers should wear them.
And if the shoe fits then the classless , thieving , nationalist motherfuckers should wear them.
Hey, motherfuckers are gonna motherfuck, and you've got the wherewithal to call them out. Power to you!
good for you and for all of us too 🔥
Some motherfuckers just like to complain.
I’m only here for the math.
Wow, what a cool and brave person...
I'm not offended by this but I am offended by your use of math in the singular and instead of arithmetic when what you are doing is counting.
British Mathematicians do maths and we're furious !!!
(I haven't had any coffee yet)
three shall be the number of the motherfuckers, and the number of the motherfuckers shall be three
delightfully, elegantly phrased, like a Scandinavian end table that turns into a wet bar. A++
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😂 Makes it a whole lot more interesting huh Pete?
Yup...
Take another Whiskey on the rocks!
trump is using Christianity the same way the Roman’s used it when they created Christianity. It’s just a way to subjugate the masses
Blues Brother war besser.
My favorite Szene from the Bible
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@sjar Excellent! 🤣
I need to find that verse in Ezekiel again. Can someone help a brotha out? LOL
From the Orange Catholic Bible? 🤔😜
Sooo... was this scene shot in Sodom or Gomorrah...? I keep forgetting.
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@Dgar
Also she has risen from the dead.
I liked that Bible verse where Jesus re-alived that chick that was overdosing on heroin. If only they made a movie about the Bible I would watch it.
Tarantino might be a dick but that scene is an absolute banger. So many great bits in that movie.
Ah yes, my favorite verse:
Jackson 19:94 - "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Pete's First Epistle to the Washingtonians
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Kommentare, dass Erneuerbare ja von Wind und Sonne abhängig sind, beantworte ich künftig mit einem genervten "Findest du das Rumgeeier an der Straße von Hormus ernsthaft besser?". 🙄
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Habe gerade 128GB DDR4 Ram gefunden (4x 32GB). Hat jemand Bedarf?
Vorsichtshalber: First come, first serve.
✏️ EDIT: 4/4 weg. Danke fürs Teilen
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You can't spell AnArCHiEN ohne AACHEN! In der Lesungsreihe von Sanjina Karma und MKay Mashkour sind diesmal Susann Loevenich und ich zu Gast, dazu gibts Musik. Ich freu mich schon sehr. Am 25.4., 19 Uhr im Literaturcafé Vers in Aachen! (Passend habe ich "Anarchie Déco 1930" dabei.)
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You can't spell AnArCHiEN ohne AACHEN! In der Lesungsreihe von Sanjina Karma und MKay Mashkour sind diesmal Susann Loevenich und ich zu Gast, dazu gibts Musik. Ich freu mich schon sehr. Am 25.4., 19 Uhr im Literaturcafé Vers in Aachen! (Passend habe ich "Anarchie Déco 1930" dabei.)
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Stell dir vor, du zankst die ganze Woche mit dem Papst, und deine Speichellecker behaupten, der Papst kenne die Bibel nicht, nur damit einer deiner Speichellecker auf grosser Bühne einen erfundenen Bibelvers aus Pulp Fiction zitiert.
Ich denk mir den Scheiss wirklich nicht aus…
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@zeitverschreib Warte! Der hat ernsthaft den Spruch mit den gerechten Männern gebracht? 
Sasha mag das.
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Mein Sohn hat ein #Kickstarter Projekt, das bald losgeht. Es handelt sich um eine #Zeitraffer-Kamera für #Pflanzenaufnahme. Freue mich über #Unterstützung!
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#plantcam #kickstarter #gardeningtech #plantphotography #timelapse #pflanzen #
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everyone's tootin about #splaining i want to join
#explainer #anti #fa
Als Antwort auf Heliograph
also and only #vaguelyrelated #getinthevan 🦄
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everyone's tootin about #splaining i want to join
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Ich sehe gerade im #wdr die #menschenhautnah Folge "Vom Glück, ein Huhn zu retten" und bin wieder einmal geschockt von den Bildern die ich so oder ähnlich, schon oft gesehen habe.
Es ist unfassbar, wie Menschen mit anderen Lebewesen umgehen können.
Ich empfehle jeden Menschen, der noch Eier isst, diese Sendung zu gucken. Die wirklich fiesen Sachen werden nicht einmal gezeigt, da die Geretteten Hühner immerhin aus #bodenhaltung kommen.
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#tierschutz #tierleid #govegan
Menschen hautnah: Vom Glück, ein Huhn zu retten - hier anschauen
Hannes kleiner Bauernhof ist ein Hühnerparadies, in dem die Tiere ein glückliches Leben führen. Doch nicht alle ihre Hühner hatten von Anfang an ein schönes Leben. Einige waren Legehennen aus der Massentierhaltung.www.ardmediathek.de
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• CDU beschließt Austritt aus Atomkraft ➡️ CDU will Wiedereintritt in Atomkraft
• CDU kritisiert Tankrabatt der Ampel ➡️ CDU beschließt Tankrabatt
• CDU bemängelt fehlenden Integrationswillen der Migranten ➡️ CDU streicht Integrationskurse für Migranten
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Genista mag das.
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Another request for the wider fediverse. I'm trying to hunt down the name of an old website I used to go to that was basically a bunch of chiptunes that could fit on a floppy disk. I think it had weekly and monthly popularity charts.
It was for original music, might have had floppy or 8bit in the name, but I think I remember it having a ridiculously yellow background.
Does anyone remember its name or even if it exists. I think I might have hallucinated it...
EDIT: I FOUND IT - floppyswop.co.uk/
EDIT 2: 2nd site found - micromusic.net
Bonus: songfight.org
Thank you everyone who suggested sites though - I have lots of things to search through
A:// FLOPPYSWOP / MADE FOR 56K / ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
FLOPPYSWOP.CO.UK A resource for any files that fit on a floppy disc; art, media, sound, noise, from all over the world, all available for taking and swopping, please send us your files and share ours.floppyswop.co.uk
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spinne, spider
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heute konnte ich mein wohl detailreichstes bild einer spinne ever machen, die gute lief einfach nicht weg :3
danke dafür, liebe
Feld-Reifenspinne
Trochosa ruricola
mglw aber auch
Erdwolfspinne
Trochosa terricola
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#spinne #spider #krabbeltierchen #AuwaldRunde #BugOfTheDay #nature #biodiversity #arachnology #macro
#Nature
#macro
#spider
#biodiversity
#spinne
#auwaldrunde
#krabbeltierchen
#bugoftheday
#arachnology
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Als Antwort auf Ferdinand Soethe
Als Antwort auf Klaus S.
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Hallo Fedis,
mir ist gestern Nacht im Bahnhof Hannover meine Querflöte gestohlen worden.
Ich poste mal die genauen Daten in der Hoffnung, sie vielleicht noch wieder zu bekommen:
Trevor James Virtuoso RBE,
Silberrohr aus massivem 925er Sterlingsilber,
Mechanik Neusilber versilbert, Offset-G,
E-Mechanik, Ringklappen, Spitzdeckel, H-Fuß, Serien# 202873
gerne boosten
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Für Leute, die Musikinstrumente stehlen gibt es ein ganz besonderes Programm im der Hölle!
@sufloese kannst Du vielleicht hier relevanze Reichweite beisteuern? Eventuell wird die Flöte ja zum Verkauf angeboten..
Drücke sehr die Daumen.
der Bahnhof ist doch total kameraüberwacht, da sollte das "nicht ermittelbare" Täty ja sicher gefilmt worden sein. Was bei der Wiederbeschaffung vermutlich nur wenig hilft....Viel Glück!
Wärest du allerdings Polizeiquerflötist, würden sie sämtliche Mobiltelefone in der Bahnhofswabe ermitteln und die Besitzys hops nehmen...😡
kontaktiere Pfandleiher und mach Aushänge an der Musikhochschule (gibt es doch ?), Zettel in Bahnhofsnähe (Flöte verloren Finderlohn 100€ (ja, blöd das Dieby zu bezahlen aber Hauptsache zurück)) und viel Glück.
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Hold all your calls, we have a winner.
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Hold all your calls, we have a winner.
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I was bored, so I did this. Do with it what you want :D
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#FotoVorschlag 'Bodenmarkierung'
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#FotoVorschlag 'Bodenmarkierung'
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Als Antwort auf Erik Uden 🚩
Very Dark Humor
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Charlie Kirk said that the indigenous Americans died in the hundreds of millions due to “natural causes”. By that logic his death, too, is merely of natural effect.
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Hätte er kommen sehen müssen, wie die Kugel. *Duck*
Lead is a metal, naturally occurring. Duh.
- There is no such thing as an unnatural death, in that framing.
Dying from guns does count as "natural causes" in the USA. If it didn't, they'd be able to do something about it.
@DavidNielsen Naturally, somebody popped him using the same methods he proposed.
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El teu gat sap com cuidar-te.
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El teu gat sap com cuidar-te.
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EU-App zur Altersüberprüfung.
Anonym.
Nicht verfolgbar.
Auf allen Geräten nutzbar.
Na, das kann doch eigentlich nur lustig werden. facepalm
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Als Antwort auf jakob 🇦🇹 ✅
Als Antwort auf Herr Jemineh 🌻
Als Antwort auf jakob 🇦🇹 ✅
Ich glaub, ich werde meine #pixelfed Instanz einstampfen.
Hetzner ging mit den Prisrn rauf, und ich warte seit mittlerweile Jahren auf ein angeblich neues WebUI, das angeblich wesentliche Bugs beheben soll...
Ich mag nimmer warten.
Und ich glaub ich werd mich überhaupt mehr aus der Onlinewelt zurückziehen und mehr ins Reallive meine Aktivitäten verlagern.
Mein #Friendica behalte ich natürlich, und #Peertube ebenso.
Mal schauen,wie ich wirklich weitertu.
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zeitverschreib ⁂ und Cyb3rrunn3r haben dies geteilt.
Ich habe meine Pixelfed-Accounts auch eingestellt. Wenn ich Instagram-like was posten will, mache ich das inzwischen über meine Homepage, die das dann ins Fediverse schickt.
Am Ende laufen inzwischen alle meine "größeren" Beiträge über meine Wordpress-Seite und via @activitypub.blog ins Fediverse. Ist entspannter und entschleunigt auch ungemein.
Am Ende laufen inzwischen alle meine "größeren" Beiträge über meine Wordpress-Seite und via @activitypub.blog ins Fediverse. Ist entspannter und entschleunigt auch ungemein.
jakob 🇦🇹 ✅ mag das.
@Herr Jemineh 🌻 @ActivityPub for WordPress
Ich tät ja pixelfed mögen...
Dort habe ich meine Auswahl an "schönen Bildern"...
Aber die Entwicklung schläft so derartig... und wirklich funktionseinschränkende Bugs werden seit JAHREN nicht behoben... es lebt von Ankündigungen des neuen WebUI... das ebenfalls seit mindestens 3 Jahren als "demnächst" angekündigt wird... aber nicht kommt.
Friendica passt gut für mich. Ich kann kurze, oder auch SEHR lange Beiträge posten... ich kann Bilder posten und die Bilder auch in den Fließtext einbinden und nicht nur als Attachment anhängen und hab einen schönen Thread bei den Kommentaren. Und ich kann deutlich mehr als 4 Bilder posten und auch sehen. (Alles was dein Mastodon z.B. nicht kann 😊 weswegen du wohl auch Wordpress benötigst)
Ich habe Friendica auch in Erwägung gezogen. Aber da ich manche Inhalte auch außerhalb vom Fediverse nutzen und anbieten will, fand ich mein jetziges Setup am passendsten.
Eigentlich aber cool, dass es so verschiedene Optionen gibt, die sich dann alle "hier" wieder treffen.
Und für Diskussionen und den normalen SociaMedia-Alltag ist auch gut, jemanden in der Verwandtschaft zu haben, der eine eigene Mastodon-Instanz hat. 😎
jakob 🇦🇹 ✅ mag das.
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Colota 1.x - Open Source Android GPS Tracker with selfhosted backend support
Hi there,
recently there has been a post here about Colota and thought you might be interested in a short summary about Colota.
I am tracking my position since several years now mainly with Owntracks (and now Colota) and a simple postgres DB/table.
I am a fan of the indieweb and eat what you cook and with already some million location points collected I recognized some pattern in existing GPS trackers I wasn't happy about:
- Battery consumption
- Duplicate points while staying in the same location for a long time
So I decided to build my own GPS tracker and called it Custom Location Tracker.
Improved battery consumption should come from disabling GPS entirely in so called "geofences" which are basically circles you draw on a map in the app. With GPS disabled in these you also won't get duplicate points while staying at e.g. home or work.
The app is still quite new (actively developed since early 2026) but has already quite a lot of features which basically all came from user feedback. E.g.:
- Automatic Tracking profiles which apply different tracking settings while e.g. being connected to Android Auto, moving slower than 6km/h or while the phone is currently charging.
- The app works fully offline (map will not be visible then) but you can predownload map tiles from a tile server I selfhost or use your own tile server.
- You can define how locations are synced to your backend. E.g. only for a specific Wi-Fi SSID every 15min, once a day or with every location update.
Overall the app's focus should move to be a mobile location history app. So basically Google Timeline in a mobile app which also supports selfhosted backends (as backup).
The app is fully open-source AGPL-3.0, has no ads, analytics or telemetry and only sends data to your own server (if you want to).
You can download two versions.
1. Google Play store which uses Fused Location Provider and therefore uses Google APIs. Also works with the sandboxed version by GrapheneOS and microG.
2. FOSS version which uses Android's native GPS provider with a network location fallback. Available on IzzyOnDroid and hopefully someday on F-droid.
Both can be also downloaded directly from the repo.
Location Tracking and Visualization with Colota, PostgreSQL, Martin Tile Server and MapLibre
How I track my location continuously with Colota, my self-developed Android app, store it in PostgreSQL with PostGIS, serve vector tiles via Martin and render an interactive map with MapLibre GL JS.Max Dietrich (Max Dietrich - Technical Product Owner GIS)
Does anyone use Colota?
This is an app to save location history locally. I'd like to connect it with HomeAssistant, which it supports, but the documentation is pretty sparse. Do I need ro set up HA to receive the info? What endpoint do I enter into the Colota app?I feel like this should be more obvious, I really have no idea
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Thank you for sharing. Is this information encrypted? Doesn't seem safe to use without that...
All location data is stored locally on device in a (unecrypted) SQLite DB. Auth headers (Bearer tokens, Basic auth) are stored using Android's EncryptedSharedPreferences. HTTPS is enforced for all public endpoints. HTTP is only allowed for private/local network addresses (192.168.x.x, etc.) for self-hosted setups. For a app where the user controls both endpoints, I think that's a reasonable tradeoff (colota.app/privacy-policy/). Probably makes sense to also mention that in a separate page in the docs for easier overview. Thank you for the question.
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I absolutely agree with you. Such private data should be End-To-End-Encrypted.
I also agree with you both that location data is definitely personal data that should be protected. However, Colota stores data only on your own device and it's never sent anywhere unless you configure a server and that server is out of Colota's reach. End-To-End-Encryption doesn't apply here since Colota is just one endpoint sending to the user's own server. There's no third party to encrypt against.
Colota is also meant to be an app which supports several "Google Timeline" alternatives like Dawarich, Reitti, Geopulse, etc. All these backends would have to support the same decryption which Colota offers, which is not realistic. You can also specify that data is only sent via an active VPN connection or just use it offline and use the built in file export as e.g. geojson.
Also Colota is a free and open source project. You can review the full source code to verify how your data is handled.
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If the target server is compromised or taken by LEA the data is gone.
Laying the responsibility into the hands of the user is not ok for such an data aggregating service. Such highly critical, private and intime data should be protected and secure by default.
Not even transport encryption is enforced in the project. At first glance, http is allowed on local connections?!? Generate a self signed SSL cert on start and pin it in the app. Easy.
It is no excuse that other services do not follow these state of the art protection measures.
If the target server is compromised or taken by LEA the data is gone.
That's true for any client that sends data to a server including your browser, email client or any other app. Colota doesn't operate a server. If you're concerned about server compromise, that's a server-side hardening question (disk encryption, access controls, etc.) that's outside the scope of a client app.
Laying the responsibility into the hands of the user is not ok for such an data aggregating service. Such highly critical, private and intime data should be protected and secure by default.
Colota is not a data aggregating service. It's a local-first app. By default, no data leaves your device. You choose if and where to send it. That's the opposite of aggregation. It's the user being in full control, which is exactly what self-hosted software is for.
Not even transport encryption is enforced in the project. At first glance, http is allowed on local connections?!? Generate a self signed SSL cert on start and pin it in the app. Easy.
It is. HTTPS is enforced for all public endpoints. HTTP is only allowed for private/RFC1918 addresses. Forcing TLS on 192.168.x.x would require every self-hoster to set up certificates for their LAN, which is a real barrier for the target audience. Colota already supports self-signed certificates if you install the CA on your device.
It is no excuse that other services do not follow these state of the art protection measures.
I didn't say that as an excuse. I explained why a client app that supports multiple independent backends can't enforce payload encryption. Each backend would need to implement the same decryption. That's a technical reality, not a lack of care about security.
Also again, a server is optional. It works offline and you can just export files with the data from the app.
It is no excuse that other services do not follow these state of the art protection measures.
Most projects in the self-hosted space put the load of transport security on the user or another system, including big ones like Immich.
Not sure why you've chosen to be indignant about this particular implementation.
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Not sure why you've chosen to be indignant about this particular implementation.
We are talking about a tracking App. Most selfhosted projects do not store such private data. You may can mage the argument for immich but only for ppl who take a picture every 5 min.
Most selfhosted projects do not store such private data.
That is patently not true, in the self-hosted space or otherwise.
If you want to take some kind of the security stance on pii or other personal data, you may want to take a look at the app's workflow first before making declarations of "inadequate security". There are other considerations than simply slapping a self-signed cert on data in transit (or at rest, for that matter). URL encoding, secrets management, api structure, etc.
If you want to architect the security of your data using this app, it is much easier to simply encapsulate or encrypt the transport yourself. A VPN would be fine. An authentication proxy would be another.
Ultimately, your comments on security here need more and better context to meet a reasonable threshold of confronting the dev on it.
In security and development there is a statement, called "secure by default". That means the default settings are secure. This would encapsulate something like enforced Transport encryption.
Does this mean that the config can not be changed to fit the thread model? No.
The default setting is that everything stays on-device. The user then can change the config to fit their own threat model, e.g. by adding a server, choosing HTTP for LAN, etc.
Thats like saying:
"The SSH Server configuration does not need to be secure because the SSH Server is turned off by default"
That's an interesting reading of what I said, but not what I said. I didn't write that security doesn't matter because the server is off. I wrote that when nothing leaves the device by default, there is no attack surface to secure. That is the definition of secure by default.
Secure by default means the default configuration is safe. By default, Colota stores location data locally and exposes none of it. If you believe that somehow fails the secure-by-default standard, I'd genuinely like to understand how.
If your actual concern is what happens once a user configures a server, that's a fair discussion but it's a different one. I already addressed that above and I'd be curious to hear a specific objection to that setup rather than a general claim that it's insecure. Server compromise risk is inherent to every self-hosted service. That's not a Colota flaw, that's the model. And "users shouldn't have to manage their own infrastructure" is a philosophical position, not a vulnerability. One that doesn't really fit a tool explicitly built for people who want exactly that control.
By default this applications allows when adding a server, that the communication is not encrypted between the app and the server. This should be configured by default to enforce TLS encryption. If someone would want to disable dis behavior and allow unencrypted communication, then this should take extra steps.
As i commented somewhere else, to say that since it is turned off it is secure by default, is like saying:
"The SSH server is turned off by default so the configuration that comes with it does not need to be secure when shipped"
By default this applications allows when adding a server, that the communication is not encrypted between the app and the server. This should be configured by default to enforce TLS encryption.
That's not true. For public endpoints, HTTPS is enforced. You can't use HTTP. For private IPs, yes HTTP is allowed. So "by default... not encrypted" is not correct and misleading.
This would encapsulate something like enforced Transport encryption.
Yes, this is what we're discussing... Are you a bot? Or are you really not following the conversation?
Yes, this is what we're discussing... Are you a bot?
Obviously no. But you keep dodging the point here. And instead of comming up with an argument against my point, you seem to try to attack me personally.
There's no third party to encrypt against.
Encryption does not exist for third parties. It exists to protect sensitive data from malicious or state actors who might hack your server and steal the information for various purposes. Here in the US law enforcement is free to hack and steal and demand whatever they want.
All these backends would have to support the same decryption which Colota offers, which is not realistic.
I would prefer single-party encryption vs. integration, personally. Could make it optional.
I appreciate your contributions but for me personally this is a dealbreaker.
Encryption does not exist for third parties.
E2E encryption is specifically designed for the third-party problem. Encrypting so a middleman can't read your data.
It exists to protect sensitive data from malicious or state actors who might hack your server and steal the information for various purposes
If a server gets hacked where a user sent data from Colota there is nothing the app can do about it or to prevent it. Also you can create a backend which encrypts the data. Again: Colota does not offer a backend.
Here in the US law enforcement is free to hack and steal and demand whatever they want
I don't think it's the job of an Android app to protect a server from government hacking attacks.
I would prefer single-party encryption vs. integration, personally. Could make it optional.
I understand the concern. The tradeoff is that backends like Dawarich or GeoPulse need to read the coordinates to build timelines, detect trips, display maps, etc. Encrypted blobs would make the server a simple backup at which point the local auto-export to Syncthing/Nextcloud achieves the same thing without the complexity. For pure backup, the offline + file export workflow already covers that use case. Also the app is offline-first. There is no server needed unless the user specifically configures that.
I appreciate your contributions but for me personally this is a dealbreaker.
Fair enough, thanks for the feedback.
If a server gets hacked where a user sent data from Colota there is nothing the app can do about it or to prevent it
It can't prevent the hack, it absolutely can protect the data, and make it useless. That's the entire purpose of encryption.
I don't think it's the job of an Android app to protect a server from government hacking attacks.
Again, it's not supposed to.
Also the app is offline-first. There is no server needed unless the user specifically configures that.
The server is needed for the same reason a server is needed for anything: to back up the data.
If you don't want to implement it, that's fine, I respect your decision, but there's no reason to come here pretending not to understand its purpose.
It's not that I don't want. I can't implement it because I don't offer a server. You would have to address this to the backend developers (Dawarich, GeoPulse or even yourself) who actually store the data.
but there’s no reason to come here pretending not to understand its purpose.
I am understanding your point, but apparently you are not understanding mine which is the actual use case of the app and it's workflows and therefore make it look like it would miss basic security patterns. The whole "location history" ecosystem stores plaintext coordinates.
It's not that I don't want. I can't implement it because I don't offer a server.
You don't have to. You just have the app encrypt the data before it's backed up and exported.
you are not understanding mine which is the actual use case of the app
I understand the usecase but you're acting like you don't understand the purpose of encryption, for some reason suggesting that it's supposed to prevent hacking, when that is not at all what it does.
You don’t have to. You just have the app encrypt the data before it’s backed up and exported.
I already explained several times why that's not realistic for the selfhosted backends.
You could have just written at the beginning that you think it would be a good idea to implement (optional) encrypted backups Independent of the selfhosted backends. Then I would have answered, great idea!
But you continued to reply on a thread about end to end encryption where I specifically mentioned the selfhosted backends.
I understand the usecase but you’re acting like you don’t understand the purpose of encryption,
Have a good day!
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I already explained several times why that's not realistic
You haven't. You've only explained why you don't want to do it, which is fair, but you keep presenting as if it's not possible, which is not accurate. Lots of apps can and do create encrypted backups.
New day, new answer!
You started this conversation in a thread about E2E encryption and I responded in that context. Halfway through you shifted to encrypted local backups which you first called 'single-party encryption' and that's a completely different thing. If that had been your original point we could have skipped this entire exchange. It's a good idea which I already mentioned in the answer you replied to but you seem to have missed.
To clarify two things: I never said it was impossible. I said it wasn't realistic in the context of the selfhosted backends we were discussing. Those are different statements. And yes, lots of apps do encrypted backups because they are backup apps. Colota isn't. The existing export is for tools like QGIS or selfhosted backends and encrypting that data would break that use case entirely.
Encrypted import/export for backup is a separate feature that doesn't exist yet, so there's nothing here that's badly implemented. It simply isn't implemented at all.
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Halfway through you shifted to encrypted local backups
I never shifted anything. I was talking about encrypted backups on a server. These can be encrypted locally before being synced to a server.
you first called 'single-party encryption'
Nope, you literally just made that up. I didn't say that and I don't even know what that means.
I said it wasn't realistic in the context of the selfhosted backends we were discussing.
...but it is.
And yes, lots of apps do encrypted backups because they are backup apps. Colota isn't.
My suggestion was that it could be...
The existing export is for tools like QGIS or selfhosted backends and encrypting that data would break that use case entirely.
You already have local backups that could be encrypted and then synced to a general storage server.
Encrypted import/export for backup is a separate feature that doesn't exist yet, so there's nothing here that's badly implemented.
I said literally nothing about your implementation. You're imagining things. Please read more attentively.
I never shifted anything. I was talking about encrypted backups on a server. These can be encrypted locally before being synced to a server.
You entered a thread explicitly about E2E encryption started by ShortN0te and introduced "single-party encryption" or which later turned out to mean encrypted backups.
Nope, you literally just made that up. I didn’t say that and I don’t even know what that means.
"I would prefer single-party encryption vs. integration, personally. Could make it optional."
You wrote 'I would prefer single-party encryption vs. integration, personally' in this exact thread. That's not something I made up.
…but it is.
I'd genuinely like to understand how.
My suggestion was that it could be…
This app has a specific purpose. It could have a encrypted backup feature but it won't change it's fundamental purpose which is viewing the location history.
You already have local backups that could be encrypted and then synced to a general storage server.
The exported files are not designed as backups (even though they are being used as ones by existing users). They're meant to be workable in other tools like QGIS, Strava or Komoot. Encrypting them would break that entirely.
I said literally nothing about your implementation. You’re imagining things. Please read more attentively
Fair point. I misinterpreted that. No need to get personal.
You entered a thread explicitly about E2E encryption started by ShortN0te and introduced "single-party encryption"
That person replied to a thread I started, not the other way around. I literally never said those words. If you're going to try and gaslight me in order to win an internet non-argument, then I'm not going to continue to engage with you. Goodbye.
You entered a thread explicitly about E2E encryption started by ShortN0te
That person replied to a thread I started, not the other way around. It was never about E2E. It was always about encrypted backups.
It could have a encrypted backup feature but it won't change it's fundamental purpose
It's not supposed to. It shouldn't.
They're meant to be workable in other tools like QGIS, Strava or Komoot. Encrypting them would break that entirely.
Then make it optional? Or don't, I don't care.
All phones are already disk encrypted these days. If you want disk encryption on your PC, you should enable it. Otherwise, it's the responsibility of whatever backend you choose to handle encryption over the network.
No one is talking about a phone or a PC, we're talking about a server.
Also phones and PCs are only encrypted at rest.
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Your original question didn't mention servers specifically, so teawrecks' interpretation wasn't unreasonable. And 'we'? It was just you and teawrecks in that thread.
Who is "we"? I'm responding to your top level comment. You just asked the creator of an exclusively client-side app whether they support encryption. Not only is it reasonable for me to assume you mean client side encryption, it's unreasonable for you to ask for server side encryption, because there is no server. It's a BYOBackend situation.
Now if you're asking for client-side encryption, something like Keepass where the file itself is encrypted, you have to use some form of auth to decrypt it on use, and you can store this file using whatever backend you want, that's perfectly reasonable. I would still consider that encrypted at rest, but at least you could maybe separate encrypted reads from writes and limit the attack surface in the event of a breach.
You just asked the creator of an exclusively client-side app whether they support encryption.
Client-side encryption is not a novel concept.
something like Keepass where the file itself is encrypted, you have to use some form of auth to decrypt it on use
That's significantly more complicated and time-consuming.
Lol I don't know what you want man, i didn't realize this was one of those "digging my heels in because I don't know how to be wrong" threads. I'll let you do your thing, peace.
I don't know what you want man
I honestly don't know how to be more clear about this. It's not complicated. I want client-side encryption, man.
i didn't realize this was one of those "digging my heels in because I don't know how to be wrong" threads
LOL I didn't know that either, but here you are!
I've been using this for a few weeks and it's great. In addition to offline-first, it would be nice to be able to ask Colota:
List my trips between date1 and date2 when I was near (ie within x meters from) point y.
I am planning to use this for a long time too, so an export/import data for when I change my phone would be nice. I see Export but not Import.
Also, being able to delete trips between date1 and date2 would be useful. Currently, you can delete 1-by-1 or recent trips only.
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Glad it's working well for you!
- "filtering trips near a point": Not yet available, but planned as part of location history search/filter features. It will be also using a configurable Nominatim instance for reverse geocoding points to addresses.
- Import: Doesn't exist yet. But is also on the roadmap (including export/import for geofences).
- Deletion of points/trips: Currently you can delete older than X days or delete all. No date range picker or bulk delete from the history timeline yet but that will be neccessary. There will be options to delete trips (which may be just GPS jitter) and (bulk) delete points.
Why a dedicated backup server instead of just backing up to a local file that can then be backed up to a service of choice?
Also for profiles, it would make more sense to use Bluetooth to detect a vehicle or WiFi to detect when you're home vs. Geofencing or Android Auto or speed. How can it tell when you leave the geofence if the GPS is off?
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Probably phrased that wrong. There is no backup server. Users can create and add one if they like.
Colota offers out of the box file export (csv,geojson, gpx and kml) and supports hive_partitioning via variables in the endpoint (colota.app/docs/configuration/…).
Colota already uses WiFi for home detection (WiFi pause in geofence zones) and Android Auto/car mode for vehicle profiles.
How can it tell when you leave the geofence if the GPS is off?
GPS is only turned off by being connected to a WiFi or being motionless (or both) while being in a geozone. When wifi disconnects or/and motion is recognized the GPS starts again.
Bluetooth detection is the one thing that doesn't exist. It could be a useful addition. I will note that. Thank you for the feedback!
Hive Partitioning
Examples Read data from a Hive partitioned dataset: SELECT * FROM read_parquet('orders/*/*/*.parquet', hive_partitioning = true); Write a table to a Hive partitioned dataset: COPY orders TO 'orders' (FORMAT parquet, PARTITION_BY (year, month)); Note …GitHub User (DuckDB)
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There is no backup server. Users can create and add one if they like.
No I understood the server is self-hosted...?
Colota offers out of the box file export
I see that but this should be an automatic backup process. Plus there's no way I can see to IMPORT that data somewhere else.
When I use an app like Fitotrack, it automatically makes a backup file periodically and then is automatically backed up to my server with Nextcloud or Syncthing. I don't need a dedicated server for it.
Colota already uses WiFi for home detection (WiFi pause in geofence zones)
How can it do that when it didn't ask me for an SSID? And what's the point of the geofence if it doesn't even use it anyway? I am cornfuse.
When wifi disconnects or/and motion is recognized the GPS starts again.
How is motion recognized without GPS?
No I understood the server is self-hosted…?
Colota is client-only. There is no Colota server software. When you add a server endpoint in the settings, you're pointing it at your own existing server (Dawarich, Home Assistant, Traccar or any HTTP endpoint). Colota doesn't provide or require any server component. It just sends data where you tell it to.
I see that but this should be an automatic backup process. Plus there’s no way I can see to IMPORT that data somewhere else.
When I use an app like Fitotrack, it automatically makes a backup file periodically and then is automatically backed up to my server with Nextcloud or Syncthing. I don’t need a dedicated server for it.
Colota actually has automatic file export (Settings > Export Data > Auto-Export) that periodically exports to a directory on your device. From there Syncthing/Nextcloud can pick it up. Import is not yet available but is planned. There is no dedicated server needed and also not offered to setup. However you can create a webhook on your own server for the app if you want to. See e.g. colota.app/docs/integrations/c…
How can it do that when it didn’t ask me for an SSID? And what’s the point of the geofence if it doesn’t even use it anyway? I am cornfuse.
WiFi pause doesn't use a specific SSID. It detects any unmetered network (WiFi/Ethernet) while you're inside a geofence zone. The geofence defines where the pause should happen, the WiFi connection confirms you're settled there and is used to detect when you leave it. Without the geofence, any WiFi connection would pause tracking everywhere.
How is motion recognized without GPS?
Motion detection uses the device's hardware motion sensor (if available). It's a low-power sensor that fires when physical movement is detected.
Custom Backend | Colota
Colota works with any backend that accepts HTTP requests (POST with JSON body or GET with query parameters).colota.app
When you add a server endpoint in the settings, you're pointing it at your own existing server (Dawarich, Home Assistant, Traccar or any HTTP endpoint).
Ok please forgive me, I'm unfamiliar with this terminology.
Colota actually has automatic file export (Settings > Export Data > Auto-Export)
Oh, sick, I missed that somehow, thanks.
Sorry for the confusion on my part.
I still don't see a way to import data? Doesn't do any good to back it up if I can't import it back in?
No worries.
I still don’t see a way to import data? Doesn’t do any good to back it up if I can’t import it back in?
Totally true. A import feature will be added with one of the upcoming releases.
Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:
| Fewer Letters | More Letters |
|---|---|
| CA | (SSL) Certificate Authority |
| HA | Home Assistant automation software |
| ~ | High Availability |
| HTTP | Hypertext Transfer Protocol, the Web |
| HTTPS | HTTP over SSL |
| IP | Internet Protocol |
| SSH | Secure Shell for remote terminal access |
| SSL | Secure Sockets Layer, for transparent encryption |
| TLS | Transport Layer Security, supersedes SSL |
| VPN | Virtual Private Network |
| VPS | Virtual Private Server (opposed to shared hosting) |
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How to tell when you leave the GPS-off area?
GPS is only turned off by being connected to a WiFi or being motionless (or both) while being in a geozone. When wifi disconnects or/and motion is recognized the GPS starts again. There is also an option to just not record locations in a geofence but then the GPS stays on and will still drain some battery.
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Ah, got it. So you need WiFi if you want to reliably turn off GPS, that is a good solution.
In addition to wifi, Bluetooth beacons would be good too.
Seeing the same SSIDs (eg in a cinema) might also mean you are not moving, but then how can you tell you are not sitting near another train passenger with their hotspot on?
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Yes, another user also already requested this ("Seeing the same SSIDs (eg in a cinema)"). Detecting reliable if you left an area without GPS is never 100% fool proof (e.g. airplane mode turned on or maybe the motion sensor is not even available) so I guess it makes sense to combine different sensors. Seeing same SSID and bluetooth is definitely on the test it out list.
Looks like a good starting point for municipalities implementing live bus location maps.
Can you port this to ios app store?
It's using react native so it's definitely possible. Currently it's not planned, but it's also not off the table forever (colota.app/docs/faq#is-there-a…)
Do you recommend the sandboxed play store / Fused location providor version over the fdroid or is it a negligible dkfference?
FusedLocationProvider (GMS version) is generally better for most users. It combines GPS, WiFi, cell tower and sensor data for faster GPS fixes and better battery efficiency. The FOSS version uses raw LocationManager with GPS as primary and network as fallback. It works but GPS fixes can be slower, especially indoors. But if avoiding (sandboxed) Play Services is a priority, the FOSS version works fine too.
you can predownload map tiles from a tile server I selfhost or use your own tile server.
Could OSM tiles be used? Ie direct the app to an OSM server and download their data?
I've no idea how tiles work, so this may be an absurd question 🙂
I'm currently using GPSLogger, but Home Assistant's integration for it can't handle >1 device... if I install your app on multiple devices, can Home Assistant distinguish between them? Ie does the data nclude a DeviceID of some kind?
Edit: ok, I think I've found the answer in your Home Assistant documentation
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Not an absurd question at all. The app uses vector data for the map. Public OpenStreetMap server's only offer raster data which is not compatible and would need way more storage to cover the same area downloaded. Also downloading tiles from openstreetmap servers would violate their tile usage policy.
However there are alternatives e.g. openfreemap.org/. I actually had OpenFreemap used before for the app but it uses Cloudflare as CDN which doesn't align with the privacy policy I want to offer for the app which is the reason I setup a own server (vps) which just directly serves the tiles (colota.app/docs/guides/tile-se…). Also if I would use a external tile server which may go offline for whatever reason there would be nothing I could do about it.
Basically you could use any tile sever which provides mbtiles but I don't know any other free options.
if I install your app on multiple devices, can Home Assistant distinguish between them? Ie does the data nclude a DeviceID of some kind?
Yes it either works with the Colota integration which needs a custom payload attribute to distinguish different devices (e.g. "tid": "colota") or you could use also the Owntracks integration (see colota.app/docs/integrations/h…). The API format sent from colota is completly editable.
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Thanks for the background on the tiles.
Yeah, from my PoV, I'd like to use the OSM data that's already on my phone (from other OSM based apps), but I understand your point.
So, where's your VPS? In EU?
FYI: Got the app installed, followed the instructions (which refers to a Home Assistant template that doesn't exist on the app?), modified the default custom template with tid set to an identifier and ... I appear to be at home 🙂
Thank you
So, where’s your VPS? In EU?
It's a VPS hosted by netcup in germany (maps.mxd.codes/)
Which refers to a Home Assistant template that doesn’t exist on the app?
Yes, you are right. I have to update the docs there. I removed the HA template because it basically just added the tid which I think is quite easy to add manually.
I've being using offline location tracking using a different app for some time now. This looked like a pretty elegant alternative, so I decided to give it a shot!
The app looks great, and very well thought through. The automation features really appeal to me (disabling tracking at home, automatically changing profiles, etc.)
One thing I wish it had was the ability to associate vehicles with trips (potentially, automatically, based on Bluetooth connections or other triggers). I like to track the category for each of my trips (car, bike, train, walk), as well as the specific vehicle (when applicable).
I haven't tested too much yet, but it looks like you already have pretty robust trip tracking. It would be awesome if I could create a list of vehicles with types, and select a vehicle when starting a trip, or have it automatically set when connecting to a Bluetooth device.
In any case, this app looks great, and I appreciate the effort you're putting into an open source project like this.
Thanks for the kind words! Vehicle/trip categories (car, bike, train, walk) + per-vehicle tracking is a great idea and fits well with the profile concept. Personally, I also want to skip other (activity) tracking apps which is the reason I also would love to have these features. Added the feature requests to the backlog. Thanks for taking your time trying out the app and giving feedback!
Hi mxdcodes. I have been using your app for the past month in a sort of testing phase with Darawich. I have used GPS Logger and Reitti since October last year, which is still running, but Colota offers a lot more exciting possibilities of data collection and so I'll probably switch across pretty soon. I got hit by the bug a while back of it stopping once entering a geofence, but I saw that got fixed promptly so thanks for all of this.
I love all that you and others who code for the (wider) selfhosted community offer, so let me say that for every person criticizing your app and all the effort you have put in, there are hopefully 1000x more of us who are truly grateful for what you and others do. I find it odd that people who are concerned about having their location history hacked by someone are actually wanting to record their location history in the first place. Seems the obvious answer is to... not track your location history with ANY app.
Keep up the good work!
Thank you, really appreciate it! Glad to hear Colota is working well with Dawarich for you so far. Feedback and criticism are always welcome. Most of it has led to real improvements in the app. I think a casual forum thread is probably just not the best setting for deep technical discussions, where context shifts quickly, everyone has a different background and nuance gets lost.
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Edit: Ich habe etwas recherchiert und es passt leider doch nicht, da scheinbar mit verschraubten Gelenken, ich war auf der Suche nach federgelagert. Ich hoffe es findet sich ein Abnehmer.
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ist mir von Züri aus zu weit, aber das Teil gefällt mir. Was ist das für eines?
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