I generally consider myself to be a rather peaceful person.

Calm, relaxed, not wanting to hurt anybody.

But somehow, I really don't know why, I currently feel this urge to push a couple of plastic straws up a certain person's nostrils. Rather violently, I might add.

Breath in. Breath out. Breath in, Breath ...

MOTHERFUCKER! Enough with this breathing nonsense! This planet is going to hell and people are selling first class tickets just to make a few extra bucks.