'Then Moses said to Aaron and his sons Eleazar and Ithamar, “Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the LORD will be angry with the whole community. But your relatives, all the Israelites, may mourn for those the LORD has destroyed by fire.'
Rules About Sea Food - “You may eat everything that lives in the sea or in a river that has fins and scales. But you must not eat anything that lives in the sea or in a river and does not have fins and scales.
A social media post from Ohwoisme @kmohwoisme.bsky.social
BREAKING: A brand new "Christian men's gym" in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have "lust-free workouts" lasted just 6 days before three men were caught "violating Leviticus in the locker room."
1:42 PM Aug 3, 2026 Everybody can reply
Below the text are two thumbnail images, on the same row, of characters from the animated, brilliant comedy, Futurama.
The image on the left is of the robotic character, Bender, whose hands are near his neck, almost in a pearl-clutching position. He has an exclamatory face and the caption at the bottom of the image is "ANOTHER SHOCKING TWIST!"
The image on the right is the Jamaican character Hermes, who sits at an organ or piano, looking to his right (which, due to the placement of the pictures make is look like he his looking at Bender). The caption at the bottom of the image is PLAYS DRAMATIC FLOURISH.
The "story" is from a satire account on X called the Halfway Post. Not real. But the origin has been clipped out, so it's being shared as if it weren't fake ⬇️
Sasha
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •„Oh baby, let's have a bit of Leviticus this evening!“
V'ger
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •Actually had to look up what "violating Leviticus" means
But hey, I'm in
zeitverschreib ⁂
Als Antwort auf Sasha • •Sasha mag das.
Sasha
Als Antwort auf zeitverschreib ⁂ • • •V'ger
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •I'm pretty sure they violated Leviticus 10:6
:
'Then Moses said to Aaron and his sons Eleazar and Ithamar, “Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the LORD will be angry with the whole community. But your relatives, all the Israelites, may mourn for those the LORD has destroyed by fire.'
Sasha
Als Antwort auf V'ger • • •Hanneke
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •zahlenzauber*in
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •Bible Gateway passage: Leviticus 11:9-11 - Easy-to-Read Version
Bible GatewaySasha
Als Antwort auf zahlenzauber*in • • •zahlenzauber*in
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •Ruth O'Day
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •Alt text:
A social media post from Ohwoisme
@kmohwoisme.bsky.social
BREAKING: A brand new "Christian men's gym" in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have "lust-free workouts" lasted just 6 days before three men were caught "violating Leviticus in the locker room."
1:42 PM Aug 3, 2026 Everybody can reply
Below the text are two thumbnail images, on the same row, of characters from the animated, brilliant comedy, Futurama.
The image on the left is of the robotic character, Bender, whose hands are near his neck, almost in a pearl-clutching position. He has an exclamatory face and the caption at the bottom of the image is "ANOTHER SHOCKING TWIST!"
The image on the right is the Jamaican character Hermes, who sits at an organ or piano, looking to his right (which, due to the placement of the pictures make is look like he his looking at Bender). The caption at the bottom of the image is PLAYS DRAMATIC FLOURISH.
Steam Powered Frisbee 🥏
Als Antwort auf Sasha • • •The "story" is from a satire account on X called the Halfway Post. Not real. But the origin has been clipped out, so it's being shared as if it weren't fake ⬇️
web.archive.org/web/2026080413…
yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fac…
The Halfway Post (@HalfwayPost) on X
X (formerly Twitter)